does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
this is so accurate it hurts
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
my kind of bouquet